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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:08

Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Then came..
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Another attempt resulted in ...
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Nuts and Butts
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!