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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:08

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

So they tried

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why is dating so frustrating and difficult for a guy?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What are some ways to cope with paranoid thoughts about being gangstalked or targeted individuals?

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Have you ever met someone and something seemed so unusual about them but you couldn't put your finger on what it was?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

How can one select funeral songs that truly celebrate the essence of a loved one’s life while providing comfort to attendees?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Feather-legged lace weaver spider kills prey by covering it with toxic silk - Phys.org

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Freaks and Cheeks

How do you like to be pegged?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why was the rock band Kiss so successful?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the sluttiest thing your wife has ever done?

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

What is the most craziest dream you ever had?